What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:06

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
Octopussy
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